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KIDS
Author Unknown
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to God’s kids.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing said to them was:
“Don’t.”
“Don’t what?” Adam replied.
“Don’t eat the forbidden fruit.” said God.
“Forbidden fruit? We got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve...we got Forbidden Fruit!
No way! Yes WAY!”
“Don’t eat that fruit!” said God.
“Why?”
“Because I’m your Creator and I said so!” said God, wondering why he hadn’t stopped after making the elephants.
A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and was angry.
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